Summary – Assignment 4

I really liked this one. I worked in radio for a few years, I have almost 4 months of listening time on Audible (Amazon’s audiobook platform), and frequently (like tonight (Thursday)), instead of watching a Capitals game, I’ll listen to John Walton’s radio call. Now, that’s not to say these are the same as the […]

Bad Guy

Submitted in fulfillment of Merging the Original Song with a Cover audio assignment located here. Story This is actually three songs. I’m not a fan of Billie Eilish’s music, but I am a fan of blink 182. I was rolling through my Spotify “Discover Weekly” playlist and a blink song started playing that I’d never […]


Submitted in fulfillment of 80’s Product Radio Commercial audio assignment located here. 5 stars. Story The year was 1962. A company called Wallace and Tiernan patented a drug called Methaqualone to help treat insomnia. Not only did it treat insomnia, but it treated boredom. Later produced under the brand name Quaalude (took 5 tries to […]

A Benign Story of Inconvenience

Submitted in fulfillment of Story Time Fun Time audio assignment located here. 3.5 stars. Story So, most of the story is contained within the assignment, but I will say that its a true story I think is hilarious, and every time I have ever told it, it has killed. False. No one has ever thought […]

TED Backwards, are the First Three Letters of Detective

TED backwards, are the first three letters of detective. I think I’m onto something with that one: the entirety of radio broadcasting is a conspiracy. There’s is zero evidence to support this claim, other than I listened to Detective Stories and an intro to TED talk, but that’s probably enough for someone to believe it. […]

Daily Create Journal – 1.14.21

Schillings: But sire, thou commanded me to bring thy dinner! Waterby: Dammit schillings I commanded thou bring me mine supper not dinner! Schillings: They are the same thing, are they not sire? Waterby: They are for peasants thou rank clay-brained flap-dragon! Just for context, we had to use a Shakespearean insult generator and work the […]

Daily Create Journal – 1.13.21

You guys, hockey’s back! Once the pandemic hit (did you know there’s a pandemic right now?), the NHL killed the regular season, had a cluster of a post-season, and the new season which would normally begin in October, begins (wait for it) today. In celebration of this fact, my daily create – for which I […]