Schillings: But sire, thou commanded me to bring thy dinner!
Waterby: Dammit schillings I commanded thou bring me mine supper not dinner!
Schillings: They are the same thing, are they not sire?
Waterby: They are for peasants thou rank clay-brained flap-dragon!
Just for context, we had to use a Shakespearean insult generator and work the insult into a short story.
