Viking Fight

Submitted in fulfillment of Period Piece Mashup video assignment located here. 4 stars. Story The year was a long time ago. The place, somewhere in Europe…really ay actor with a British accent can play any European nationality and it works for American television. Regardless, it was a long time ago in Europe. Armies from warring […]

Through the Eyes of Ebert

Submitted in fulfillment of the Ebert’s Analysis video assignment located here. 4 stars. Story I chose this assignment because I really got a lot out of the How to Read a Movie article, which I talk about in this post and I wanted to continue analyzing in the style of Ebert. I chose the movie […]

Bad Guy

Submitted in fulfillment of Merging the Original Song with a Cover audio assignment located here. Story This is actually three songs. I’m not a fan of Billie Eilish’s music, but I am a fan of blink 182. I was rolling through my Spotify “Discover Weekly” playlist and a blink song started playing that I’d never […]

A Benign Story of Inconvenience

Submitted in fulfillment of Story Time Fun Time audio assignment located here. 3.5 stars. Story So, most of the story is contained within the assignment, but I will say that its a true story I think is hilarious, and every time I have ever told it, it has killed. False. No one has ever thought […]

Citizen Stomach Pain

Submitted in fulfillment of Subtitle GIF animated GIF assignment located here. 3.5 stars. Story Charles Foster Pain was a man. He was a man who knew how to reach other men. As a young man he began publishing tabloids for a scandal-hungry audience of blue-collar folks. As he accumulated wealth he grew. His wealth grew, […]

Johnny America: The Hottest Patriot

Submitted in fulfillment of the A GIF in Time animated GIF assignment located here. 4 stars. Story Johnny America was just a red blooded New England boy, who loved root beer floats and getting absolutely wasted at Red Sox games. When not being totally badass, Johnny worked as a researcher for Machiavellian Chemical Enterprises where […]

Motivate These

Submitted in fulfillment of the Motivational Poster design assignment located here. 3 stars. Story Do you make mistakes literally ALL THE TIME? Do you always get down on yourself because you’re terrible? Have you ever walked into a room and everyone stops laughing? Well, as Zig Ziglar may have said at some point The best […]

Cubic Earth Society

Submitted in fulfillment of the Create a T-Shirt digital assignment located here. 2.5 stars. Story Alright, this one’s a true story. Admittedly I had already created this, but it was fairly recently. I’m a member of UMW’s Society of Physics Students (physics club), and a couple of us submitted different designs for our yearly t-shirt. […]

Basically a Movie

Submitted in fulfillment of Are We There Yet? design assignment located here. 3 stars. Story So, this one time, I saved a baby from a burning building and everyone thought I was great. I was minding my own business, just walking around Old Towne when I heard sirens in the distance. As the sirens got […]

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